Welcome to ITP [ In The Poo ]

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This is a free community site for us guys who can't help but get "in the poo", or in the bad books.

Membership is Free & Easy. It's easier than you think !

Here's how you attain exclusive membership to ITP [In The Poo].

All you need to do is demonstrate your [in]capabilities to the opposite sex. You will know that you are a member when your partner, spouse, girl-friend, missus, lover... or whoever ... puts you in the poo.

There are already advanced members of ITP who don't know that they are eligible for membership.

You may even be reading this yourself and saying, "Yep - it looks like I qualify !"

Monthly Awards

Existing members (and future members) of ITP need to hear your story. We relate best to genuine stories that have evolved from your own situations of being "in the poo".

Can you identify the situations that put you in the poo ? We need to know how you got out of being in the poo. How long were you subjected to being in the poo ?

Tell us about it.

There are over 2 Billion guys on this planet who are eligible for membership with ITP - many of whom are subjected to everyday experiences of being in the poo. We all need to know your experiences.

To become a member, just post a log or add comments to an existing log. You will need to register first at the forum prior tro creating a post at the forum.

This is what we'd like to know

a) Share your current and past situations of being in the poo.

b) How do you get treated when you are in the poo ?

c) What common techniques are used by the opposite sex to keep you in the poo ?

d) How long does your ITP experience last ?

e) Are you part of a larger organisation of yet-to-be-released ITP members ?

f) ... you get the drift, right ?

ITP membership offers exclusive privileges such as:

• Celibacy
• Brown-Nosing
• Sucking-Up
• Endless Household Chores
• The Silent Treatment
• Glares
• Stares
• The Evil Eye

ITP Category Explanations 1 to 10

1. ITP for at least 5 minutes.
2. ITP for 30 minutes.
3. ITP for up to 3 hours.
4. ITP for 1 day.
5. ITP for 1 day & 1 night.
6. ITP for 2 days & 2 nights.
7. ITP for 5 days & 5 nights.
8. ITP beyond 5 days & nights.
9. Serious offences that we don’t want to know about.
10. If you reach this level you are obviously not able to share your story because you are dead.

To add insult to injury, we've also come up with "Rating 1 For Life". That is, you are ITP for 5 minutes every time she thinks about a situation you caused. Obviously, this can go on for a lifetime ! 

Discussion Board Topics

...why or how you got ITP -- or how you got out of it ! you can get ITP for just about any reason !!

• SAYING SOMETHING OR SAYING NOTHING.
• FORGETTING TO DO SOMETHING OR DOING SOMETHING.
• NOT HELPING ENOUGH OR HELPING TOO MUCH.
• FAILING TO LISTEN TO WIFE OR LISTENING BUT THEN NOT DOING.
• FAILING TO KNOW WIFE’S THOUGHTS OR ASSUMING TO KNOW WIFE’S THOUGHTS.
• NOT WORKING ENOUGH OR WORKING TOO MUCH.
• NOT SPENDING MONEY OR SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY.
• BEING TIRED WITHOUT PLAUSIBLE EXCUSE.
• DEFENDING YOURSELF.
• DISPLAYING ANY ANGER.
• HAVING TIME TO YOURSELF.
• COMPLIMENTING WIFE OR FAILING TO COMPLIMENT WIFE.
• NOT TAKING THE INITITIVE IN ANY SITUATION OR TAKING THE INITITIVE IN ANY SITUATION.

A monthly champion is awarded from three categories

1. Man of the Month – The worst offender of the Month.

2. Brown-Noser of the Month - Best innovative way of getting out it.

3. The Loser Award - The one who gets flamed for their "most inappropriate post"

The winners of each topic will have their stories presented at the top of the forum listings.

Tell us your story - you could be up for an award !

Now the serious bit...

What is expected on this web site

Be encouraged to tell us of your experiences.

But do not use this as a sound-off board to degrade the opposite gender, otherwise your membership will be revoked and your postings will be removed. [you will be ITP with the moderators !!]

We want to keep this forum open to as many people as possible, so please do not use profanity, and respect other people's opinions. We do not tolerate racial or gender hatred.

We love to hear your stories. Let's keep this fun and alive !

Why not take this opportunity to be a part of the world ITP forum.

Guys, this is for us !

The Moderators, ITP - [In The Poo]